50 questions...

Via Mediagirl

For entertainment purposes only - answers may or may not be true...

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5’2“

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No but I loved opium back in the day.

3. Do you own a gun?
Several - I’m the female Hunter S. Thompson.
Seriously, don't fuck with me... hee.
4. Rehab?
I’m not a quitter.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
No, but they’re usually nervous after they meet me.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I love them, but I wish I didn’t. I prefer the chemical free kind when I can find them.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Deck the Halls - it’s one of ”our“ originals.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Diet Rite Pure Zero Cola


9. Do you do push-ups?
Get real.

10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
Not in this country... pass the absinthe..

11. Are you vegan?
I wish! Alas, no.

12. Do you like painkillers?
Hell, yeah, whatcha got?

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex potential lovers?
My mind. And my cleavage. They’re both awesome -- and lethal.

14. Do you own a knife?
Lots of ‘em.

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Huh? What was the question? I wasn’t paying attention.

16. Date Of Birth?
March 3! This Friday!

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:

I love diet rite soda.
Damn that was good chicken I made for dinner.
If Jay McCarol gets his own reality show, when do I get mine? I’m much more interesting.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:

Chocolate Bourbon Fudge with Walnuts made by monks here in KY.
Cookies at the Mennonite Store.
A set of rubber stamps.

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Diet Rite Cola
ice water
Chocolate Silk
Grape Juice
Tequila?
20. What time did you wake up today?
about 7 PM

21. Current hair?
Straight and long, down to my waist. My mother and half of my friends are horrified.

22. Current worry?
Money - as always.


23. Current hate?
Vile patriarchy


24. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere in the proximity of Gale Harold, for any reason.

25. Least favorite place to be?
Any kind of office, especially if they have horrid cubicles.

26. Where would you like to go?
On a Goddess tour of Greece.

27. Do you own slippers?
NO- they're lucky if they can get me to wear shoes at all.

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Dead

29. Do you burn or tan?
Tan really fast, really dark.

30. Last thing you ate?
Fried Chicken.

31. Would you be a pirate?
Yeah, but only if I were the one in charge. I could totally get into the Jean LaFitte head space.

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Couple of weeks ago.


33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don’t.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Aliens. Still do.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Not wearing pockets.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
A line on a blog I just read.

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Didn’t have any special ones, but I loved the really soft, old cotton ones, right out of the dryer.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Fell down a complete flight of stairs when I was about 10 - I still have back problems from it.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
7


41. Who is your loudest friend?
Doreen. Especially if the Flyers win.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Me.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I can’t imagine it.

45. What is your favorite book?
The First Sex.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Chocolate, the good stuff, any way I can get it.

47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
Wedding? You’re kidding, right?

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Five to One, Riders on the Storm - I want Jim singing me home.

49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Lying here tapping on this keyboard

50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Of course! I'm lyin' -- they hurt like hell.