Undecided? WTF?!

John Kerry is an impressive man.

• He's a war hero, who turned his Swift Boat into enemy fire and chased a sniper up into the jungle.


• Wounded, he pulled a fellow soldier out of the river under enemy fire.


• He has a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple Hearts.


• He's dated Hollywood actresses.


• He marries the richest women - the first an eccentric poet, the second the earthy, sultry Billionaire (with a "B"!) Teresa Heinz.


• As a prosecutor he convicted crime bosses and established victim assistance programs.


• He's been a U.S. Senator for 20 years.


• He has windsurfed the six hour trip from Cape Cod to Nantucket four times.


• He flies small planes.


• He kite surfs.


• he rides a Harley Davidson.


• He skis.


• He sails.


• He plays ice hockey.


• He wants to start painting.


• He writes poetry.


• He used to be in a band.

He's the next best thing to James Bond, and he's running against a smug ex-cheerleader who is AWOL from the National Guard where he avoided the draft and whose policies have caused the deaths of tens of thousands of soldiers, Iraqi Civilians and, eventually, millions of women from AIDS and unwanted pregnancy in the third world and maybe even here if he gets to appoint even one of his reactionary judges to the Supreme Court.

How the F*CK can anyone be undecided?!